Monday, August 18, 2008

It Happened One Evening At A Coffee Shop

I admit it. I am one of those people. I am one of those people who adores coffee shops. My love affair with these cozy little spaces which smell of warm coffee and harbour romance and writers and dreamers, spans a timeframe that can rival my love for books or my obsession for doing strange and mostly unattractive things to my hair. One of my favourite things to do is to find a cozy corner, get settled in and then lose time and myself in a book. Just the thought of this relaxes me. The actual event itself, the right coffee shop with the right mood with just the right combination of coffee bean aroma juxtaposed with just the perfect view (and in a perfect world, just the right smattering of intelligence and good looks within these glass enclosed walls), is unadulterated nirvana. And the funny thing is that I actually do not drink much tea or coffee at home. People close to me have correctly stated that i only drink coffee if I have to pay upwards of Rs. 75 for it!

And thus a cool evening not too long time ago, I was cocooned in my neighbourhood coffee shop, completely immersed in a great book, The Post-Birthday World by Lionel Shriver. I was supposed to meet a friend at 7 :30 for drinks and dinner and had thus discarded my regular uniform of a pair of jeans and a top, for a slightly more jazzed up fashionable...well...pair of jeans and a shiny slinky top. I was looking forward to some time alone before what promised to be a long, loud and fun filled evening. I seated myself, smiled at the two women at the table in front of me and opened my book. A few moments later, a guy walked in. In a coffee shop with eight empty tables, how was it that he found it fit to come and sit at a table 5 inches from where I was. Darn. But I thought nothing more of him until three minutes later when he leaned over to my table and asked me a question. I looked up rather blankly, to see a pair of huge brown eyes, a close buzz cut and a delicate face with a very very nice smile (this dentist approved of it at any rate). Now let me state just for the record, I have sat alone in coffee shops all over the world, China, US, UK, Thailand, and yet have actually had very few guys try to start a conversation with me, and no I am not talking about the gay guys who flirt with me as a cover when they come in with their mothers or the geriatrics who need help with their trays and who then thank me by telling me all about their grandchildren. But very rarely (I can count the instances on one hand...er...actually on 4 fingers) has someone spoken to me without asking me to pick up their paper napkin or if the chair next to me is available or something equally as unexciting.


Did you say something, I asked him with an expression of mild curiosity on my face (all faked, I was actually terribly curious. Maybe he was going to tell me I dropped my wallet).

The two women sitting in front of me were all of a sudden taking interest in what was transpiring here. So embarrasing for a insanely private person like me.

Can I see the book, he said. I gave him the book and looked away, just a little irritated. I mean couldn't he tell that my sole intention in sitting here was to read and what was the point if someone was going to borrow the book for a while, and leave me to ineffectively twiddle my thumbs. So I did the next best thing one does when one has nothing to do. I started messaging my friend to see if she was running on time. He held on to the book long enough for me to suspect that he was actually reading the back cover and the first chapter. It was either that or that he had pocketed the book and left the scene of the crime. But when I looked back at him, he was miraculously still there, still reading with a slight smile on his face (doctored, I suspect).


So who do you think lies more, men or women - he asks. I am blown away. For one, the question perfectly pertains to the book and how the hell had he figured it out by reading just the back cover. For two, what a brilliantly open ended question. He had already guaranteed himself an hour of conversation. Much as I tried to resist the temptation to answer, I could already see the words forming in my mind.

I think men lie more, I said. I refused to elaborate since I was still trying to not have this conversation.

I think women lie more, they just do it better, he said all the while smiling at me with those gorgeous gorgeous teeth.

So how's the book, he asked. Now I have never seen such empathy and eloquence in ones eyes when enquiring about a book. It was more appropriate for perhaps a question like - will he live?

And as I proceeded to talk about the book, he proceeded to move over to my table, much to my surprise and much to the entertainment of the two women behind me who had given up all pretense of having a conversation in favour of staring owl eyed at us. I'm guessing action in front of their eyes sure beat gossip behind someone else's back.


This, I told myself, was to make up for the fact that no one ever came up to me otherwise. Some force greater than myself was ensuring that I was now getting it in double doses.

So what do you do, he asked me.

I am a dentist, I said suddenly conscious that he'd wonder what kind of a dentist I was if I was sitting at a coffee shop at 6:30 in the evening. The lucky kind, I decided.

Oh great, he said, I need help with my teeth. Again he flashed me that perfect smile.

I seriously doubt it, I said grinning back.


We spoke about all the things people talk about when they first meet. Music, hobbies, friends, food. My book was long forgotten, which was so shocking to me since I usually open the book even before I sit. But I had forgotten that the one thing I liked even more than a great book is a fun conversation.

We discussed clubs. He told me that every time he went to a popular club he had the Chinese Box there.

What is that? Is that a game? I asked him, to which he laughed and laughed and joyfully patted my hand like I was the most endearing thing he had seen in a long time.

It's a platter that has all kinds of Chinese food on it, he educated me. He was learning more things about me than most people knew. For example he now knew that I had no taste for fine dining.


And we talked some more and laughed a lot. The two women behind us were staring at us with huge smiles as if they had personally played a role in boy meets girl. I looked at them and felt a little foolish. It was so obvious that he was flirting for all he was worth, in front of ten filled tables, approximately thirty curious people, without a care in the world. Why wasn't I telling him to bugger off? To be honest, I was more busy waiting for him to ask if I had someone special, just so that I could see his reaction when I told him I was married and had a child who had thrown up on me that morning. Or maybe I would fabricate twins. I was dying to see how he would extricate himself from a hopeless situation. Would he slink back to his table, tail between his legs? Would he get up and leave? Or would he change tracks and stop flirting so charmingly? But no, we spoke of everything but THAT.


A large chunk of our conversation revolved around him guessing my age. He started from 20, God bless him. I did give him a huge hint by telling him I was almost old enough to be his mother (did I ever tell you he looked young? Polished and well spoken and young. Could not have been more than 24 even if I added a few years to his age). He grinned back and said his mother was most definitely not 25. He added all the many years of my professional education (8) and then looked confused because that would make me much older than what he thought. I had half a mind to put him out of his misery, but this was way too much fun.

He asked for my number.

For your teeth? I asked him

Ofcourse. Whatever did you think, he grinned back.

And just like that I gave him my number. To all of you who think that it is really foolish of me to give out my number, I am DOCTOR, you people!. Everyone and their mothers have my number. Complete strangers have my number. About 200 dental companies have my number. My business board has my number. My website has my number. One more person would hardly make a difference. And so I gave him my business card with name, address, number, email and website, as I have to so many hundreds of people. I could see victory in the two women's eyes - Guy got Girl - they were thinking. Hardly, I wanted to tell them. It was more - Guy got Dentist's Number. Or Dentist got Patient, if he was really persistent and I was really lucky!!


He paid for my coffee. I tried to stop him but it seemed to involve too much of touching his arm and hand and torso and was only going to give him more pleasure than I wanted to. And so I did what the very rich do. I graciously allowed him to pay. I was only wishing I had had the foresight to order the special coffee with the hazelnuts and icecream. He said I could pay next time. I told him there would be no next time. He still paid (would have been rather awkward for him to wriggle out now). And then walked me to an auto outside. The two women probably though we were leaving together and I could literally see them judging the youth of today while secretly giving me the thumbs up.


As I walked into the restaurant where I was to meet my friend ten minutes later, I got a message from him.

'You are the sweetest thing ever'

Wow, with a line like that I now know for sure that he was probably not a day over 18! But hey, it's not everyday that I get to be called 'the sweetest thing'. And that is ageless. And so much fun.

28 comments:

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

Awwww! This post is the 'sweetest thing'! Of course I already knew this, but it was lovely reading this.

And I sooooo share your feelings about coffee shops! I feel THE EXACT same way!

Mama - Mia said...

:)

namesake stole my words!! :p

so are we into cradle snatching now??!! ;)

he must be soo kicked thinking he has managed a basket! wonder of he will read your blog someday and smile!!

loved the story of curious extras in the phillum story! ;)

great post woman!!

cheers!

abha

Preeti Sharma said...

I have got to stop putting up posts as soon as I write them. I cringe when thinking of you two super mama writers going through this. I re-read it to discover it had spelling mistakes, incomplete sentences, missing words and a general mix up of past and present tense. Urgh!! Have polished it up a bit but I suspect I"ll discover plenty more wrong the next time I read it! Despite all this, thanks for reading.

Idling in Top Gear said...

"So who do you think lies more, men or women - he asks."

You actually responded to that question! Your Mr.Cradlebaby actually is an aspiring pick-up artist.

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Anonymous said...

If not for the sweetest thing sms in the end, he could have easily passed off for a 22-24 yr old. Trust me!

I hope there is a follow up post :p

Talking of books and coffee shops, I love that Oxford bookstore near KC college, near Oval Maidan. Nice place to grab a book and sit in the cafe/coffee shop. Sadly, I discovered it during my last few days in Bombay.

Ms Cris said...

And then and then???

Abhi said...

verhhhyyyy interesting post!
i hope its non-fiction :P :-)

Gauri said...

Hey nice post ! :) The smilie is for the smell of coffee and the love for both coffee shops and books and the girl within who will forever remain 18.

Born a Libran said...

Mental note for Dentist for next time:

Harmless flirting with charmer = Must order most expensive dish on menu.

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

Supermom? Moi? You're kidding, right? What are you madam? A dentist with a thriving practise, a mommy with a two-year-old, a friend beyond compare, a wife who keeps a lovely home...I can go on, you know! I think you deserve he 'supermom' tag more than anyone I know!

Preeti Sharma said...

IITG - Ofcourse I answered the question! How could I not especially when it was asked with soft brown eyes and a lovely smile. Actually it's such an intruiging question, even if he had rheumy eyes and 6 missing teeth, I'd be forced to answer:)

Gradwolf - Oxford Book Store is lovely. I consult with Unilever, which is just behind it. We've brainstormed several times at it's Cha Bar. Cha Bar was shut down because they didn't have permission to run a coffee shop...isn't it ironic - most things fun are either illegal or illicit!!!

MS Cris - End of story hopefully :)

Abhi - It's 100% non-fiction. All the exciting things I write about are non-fiction (coyly said ofcourse).

Gauri - Hi. And thanks. I've gathered that I am an immature easy-to-flatter 18 yr old at heart:)

Born a Libran - Good advice. Though knowing my luck, I'll end up paying for both our over priced coffees.

B - Girl, you've blown my cover:) Here I was trying to pass off as a 24 year old with the very exciting life of a 22 year old, which is not so hard seeing that I am in complete denial about having a home or family!!!!

Ms Cris said...

Hey there doc, you have been tagged :-)
Here

Preeti Sharma said...

Thanks MS Cris!

Mama - Mia said...

she has seriously blown your cover! all coffee talk with baby at home!! :)

i just like ya little more!!

so can you pls pick up an award from my blog?

cheers!

abha

SMM said...

Hey Preeti...I love reading in coffee shops too. And I'm sure this guy sure gave you a high and alot to talk about with your friend over dinner that evening :)

Life is a memory... said...

hey...Cool post... This has all the ingredients of a great hindi flick!... Only after that SMS the film would have had a dream song sequence! :)

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

Preeti darling, I've nominated you for the same award as my Namesake. Pls visit my blog and accept!

Preeti Sharma said...

SMM - Actually he has been the topic of many dinner conversations...don't quite know what that says about the important things that should be othewise occupying my mind...

Life is a memory - Sheesh, I know.

B - Thank you thank you thank you

Salil said...

Hi Preeti,
That was a very innocuous post with little bit of everything to keep the reader engrossed.
"And so I did what the very rich do." "I was only wishing I had had the foresight to order the special coffee with the hazelnuts and icecream." - good subtle humour.
You have a very interesting narrative style.
Keep writing. Will be back for more.
Cheers,
Salil

nandita said...

now we know why you like coffee shops!!! It's funny how guys tend to think of a gal sitting alone in a coffee shop / bar is looking for company, can't we enjoy our own company for a while???
BEAUTIFULLY written! So did he come to your clinic?

Preeti Sharma said...

I generally like coffee shops because I get left alone!! No he didn't come to the clinic - I"m guessing he checked the website and decided against it for obvious reasons :-). Thanks. Glad you liked it.

Che said...

Wait a minute coffee shops are new lonely hearts club?
Hmm I need to drink coffee more often!

Preeti Sharma said...

Che - I got bad news for you...you'll probably end up paying for someone elses coffee and then never see them again....then again, maybe not... all the best!!

Sathish said...

:) :) .... So whatz ur number? mmm?

Preeti Sharma said...

Sathish - Ahhahaha, good one. And I now get the coffee comment you left in the next post :)

Sathish said...

Oh... 8-) so you noticed...!!! :)

Anonymous said...

aww that was soo sweet n cute n imagitive :D

B said...

Hey...

U described the fun flirting so well. It was one of the best posts I have read..
SO like the nosy ladies at the other table would have loved to ask-Did this progres any further?